so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I just want nice things and good sex
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
