i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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