It's like God shit irony all over that family
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Randomize
