:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
