the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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