I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she peed on how many people?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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