so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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