If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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