Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Let the clothes fall where they may.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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