it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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