we have officially lost it.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
