That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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