so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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