Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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