brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I didn't shave. On purpose
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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