New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
