So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
