Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
is it fun? or sober?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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