LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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