Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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