I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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