I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
