Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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