i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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