Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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