It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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