JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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