STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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