It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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