was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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