I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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