Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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