i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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