And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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