They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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