I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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