so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've blown a few things in my day
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
