ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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