He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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