My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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