have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
