BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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