Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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