Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Randomize
