belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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