we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you would pick up someone in the library
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
