She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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