In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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