I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
