I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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