That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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