Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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